WHAT'S ON 

Due to the ongoing Covid-19 Pandemic, we are OPEN but with limited capacity and strict health & safety regulations. Masks must be worn during performances and around the building unless exempt. 

Please note that the majority of scripts are in development into the rehearsal process, and we are often unable to finalise content warnings at the time tickets go on sale. We will contact all ticket holders on the Monday of the first performance week with finalised content warnings.

All tickets are PAY WHAT YOU FEEL.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Archipelago present
Santa Must Die!

THURS 16TH DEC - FRI 31ST DEC 2021 (excludes 24th Dec - 28th Dec)

Please sir, can I have the night off?

Unending queues, entitled customers, no time off. 

 

Santa Must Die! is a riotous alternative Christmas gig experience about working during the most difficult time of the year.

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Bonnie and The Bonnettes & The House of Love in association with Alphabetti Theatre Present  
The BonBons Cabaret NYE Bonanza!

FRIDAY 31ST DECEMBER 2021
(1:00PM FAMILY FRIENDLY SHOW & 9:30PM ADULT SHOW)

Step through the doors and who knows who you will meet.

Will it be your hosts, drag trio Bonnie and The Bonnettes? Will it be our starlet on the rise singer/songwriter MXYM? Will it be the lip-syncing, burlesque babe that is Mama Rhi? Or will it be the appetising queen Vol-Au-Vent Love? Who knows? But there is one thing you can be sure of and that is a glitter-fuelled, foot stomping, pant wetting cabaret riot!

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Alphabetti Theatre and The Worriers present
Tree by Gary Kitching & Steve Byron | directed by Rachel Glover

TUES 25TH JAN - SAT 12TH FEB 2022

Soon as you start to think about it, you’re f****d.

Two friends talk about life and humanity. They are hilarious, heart-breaking, and packed full of lies. They sing and dance and laugh and cry. Just like real humans.

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Grey Tapes Collective & Alphabetti Theatre present
Grey Tapes LIVE on the D'Addario Stage

FRIDAY 11TH FEBRUARY 2022

Keeping electronic music truly live.

More live than most electronic bands, more electronic than most live bands, Grey Tapes is a beat-maker and producer collective based in Newcastle upon Tyne. The group consists of Mr Blazey, Bert Verso, Calum Howard, and _Bain_, with Dan Potter on live drums. 

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Alphabetti Theatre and Life & Limb Puppets present
Dragon by Chloe Flockart & William Steele

TUES 22ND FEB - SAT 12TH MAR 2022
(School groups only on 1st - 4th March & 8th - 11th March)

An epic tale of a child coming to grips with authority, responsibility and the nature of their world.

An idyllic valley sits ringed by mountains protecting it from the world outside, the land is rich and the hunting good. In the valley a young child is reluctantly being taught their hunting duties and comes to learn what the price of living in paradise is.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Anna Robinson present
No. 9 by Anna Robinson | directed by Paula Penman

TUES 22ND FEB - SAT 12TH MAR 2022

Ever feel like sticking two fingers up to silver linings?

No. 9 is a toe-tapping cautionary tale that dances and sings through post sexual assault blues, seeking to find if there really is a better thing to say to a friend in need.