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Andy Ross & Jack Fielding presents...
Colosseum of Chaos

Thursday 16th & Friday 17th April 2026

Show starts:                        14:00 &19:30

Run Time:                             60 minutes

Tickets:                                  19:30 18+

General Admission (£10)

Concession (£5)

Suitable for Over 65, Student, Artist, Unemployment Benefit, Disability Benefit. Please note proof of concession eligibility may be asked for upon arrival at the box office. Complimentary tickets are available for PAs supporting those with access requirements.

No Questions (£3) If you can't afford any of the other tickets categories but still want to see the show then please purchase this one – no questions will be asked. (Limited to 7, in advance and online only 

14:00 - 5+

PWYF

Pay what you can and if you can - you can pay in advance or on the day after the show. Great art should be for everyone, not just those who can afford it.

Age Rec:                                2pm show is 5+ and 7.30pm show is 18+

Comedy combat combined with a whole lotta dumb.

Colosseum of Chaos is a fast, interactive, and hilariously chaotic theatrical experience. Two absurd Gladiators worship an onstage Amazon Alexa, their all-powerful overlord, who commands them to battle each other, perform ridiculous feats, or drag the audience into increasingly silly games. The crowd is split in two, each side backing their Champion. Winners get rewards; losers face comic punishments.

 

Audience members can even take to the stage in games that decide the Gladiators’ fate. Between contests (games), expect highly choreographed slapstick fight sequences—with the audience controlling the soundtrack via Alexa, from Eye of the Tiger to Barbie Girl. It’s ridiculous, competitive, and entirely in your hands.

 

If you love Gamarjobat, The Boy With Tape on His Face, or The Umbilical Brothers, this is for you: visual comedy, physical theatre, and audience interaction—with a gloriously gladiatorial twist for that winning formula.

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We are open 11am - 10pm Wednesday - Friday and 6pm-10pm on Saturdays
 

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Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom NE1 4HP

 

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0191 261 9125. Our phone lines are open Monday-Tuesday: 10 - 6
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Good Boy Rex the Theatre Dog
Arts Council England
Community Foundation, Newcastle Culture Investment Fund Supported by Newcastle City Council
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The Barbour Foundation
Esmee Fairburn Foundation

With thanks to the
Fagus Anstruther Memorial Trust

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