WHAT'S ON 

Due to the ongoing Covid-19 Pandemic, we are OPEN but with limited capacity and strict health & safety regulations. Masks must be worn during performances and around the building unless exempt. 

All tickets are PAY WHAT YOU FEEL.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Wendy Errington present
Meggie Magicia by Wendy Errington | directed by Karen Traynor

TUES 26TH OCT - SAT 13TH NOV 2021

A girl, magic tricks, and a penguin – what could possibly go wrong?

A joyous, playful show full of magic tricks, surprises, and a penguin. Meggie is desperate to follow in her famous Dad’s footsteps as a magician - will she succeed? A magical family show.

Martha Hill in partnership with Alphabetti Theatre presents
Women Are Mint - LIVE on the D'Addario Stage

TUES 26TH OCT - SAT 13TH NOV 2021

Three weeks of celebrating the finest (in our opinion) of female and non-binary musicians, curated by Martha Hill.

WOMEN ARE MINT. No truer statement has ever been uttered. It’s also an absolutely banging festival on Alphabetti’s new intimate D’Addario Stage, curated by local musician Martha Hill. Guaranteed to satisfy every musical itch you need to scratch. 

Bonnie and The Bonnettes present
The BonBons Cabaret

SATURDAY 30TH OCT 2021

Step through the doors and who knows who you will meet.

Will it be your hosts, drag trio Bonnie and The Bonnettes? Will it be our starlet on the rise singer/songwriter MXYM? Will it be the lip-syncing, burlesque babe that is Mama Rhi? Or will it be the appetising queen Vol-Au-Vent Love? Who knows? But there is one thing you can be sure of and that is a glitter-fuelled, foot stomping, pant wetting cabaret riot!

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Festive Fundraiser Launch Night (feat. Holy Moly & The Crackers and Wilf Stone)

SATURDAY 20TH NOVEMBER 2021

Grab life by the baubles as we go full steam ahead with our Festive Fundraiser Launch!

Join us here at Alphabetti as we usher in the 'Season of Good Cheer' with a jam-packed night of live music, prizes and an exciting announcement or two...

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Alphabetti Theatre and Hannah Sowerby present
10 Things to Do in a Small Cumbrian Town by Hannah Sowerby | directed by Jonluke McKie

TUES 23RD NOV - SAT 11TH DEC 2021

10 Things? To be fair, that might be a struggle.

All Jodie wants to do is kiss a woman, but the only woman available in Penrith seems to be her friend’s Mam…

A one-woman comedy drama set in Penrith, Cumbria.

Lauren Pattison & Alphabetti Theatre present
Lauren Pattison 'IT IS WHAT IT IS' 

FRIDAY 3RD DECEMBER 2021

Following a whirlwind couple of years of awards, nominations , sell-out shows and international touring, Lauren Pattison is back with a brand new show. She’s reluctant to say what it’s about because if the last year taught her anything, it’s life can change fast … it is what it is.

Jonluke McKie & Alphabetti Theatre present
Jonluke McKie LIVE on the D'Addario Stage

FRIDAY 10TH DECEMBER 2021

A night of acoustic, soulful music from singer-songwriter, Jonluke McKie.

Jonluke’s lush, informal yet intimate performances explore themes of class, queerness, love and loss, and starting a family, creating enduring lyrical and musical storytelling.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Archipelago present
Santa Must Die!

THURS 16TH DEC - FRI 31ST DEC 2021 (excludes 24th Dec - 28th Dec)

Please sir, can I have the night off?

Unending queues, entitled customers, no time off. 

 

Santa Must Die! is a riotous alternative Christmas gig experience about working during the most difficult time of the year.

Bonnie and The Bonnettes & The House of Love in association with Alphabetti Theatre Present  
The BonBons Cabaret NYE Bonanza!

FRIDAY 31ST DECEMBER 2021
(1:00PM FAMILY FRIENDLY SHOW & 9:30PM ADULT SHOW)

Step through the doors and who knows who you will meet.

Will it be your hosts, drag trio Bonnie and The Bonnettes? Will it be our starlet on the rise singer/songwriter MXYM? Will it be the lip-syncing, burlesque babe that is Mama Rhi? Or will it be the appetising queen Vol-Au-Vent Love? Who knows? But there is one thing you can be sure of and that is a glitter-fuelled, foot stomping, pant wetting cabaret riot!

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Alphabetti Theatre and The Worriers present
Tree by Gary Kitching & Steve Byron | directed by Rachel Glover

TUES 25TH JAN - SAT 12TH FEB 2022

Soon as you start to think about it, you’re f****d.

Two friends talk about life and humanity. They are hilarious, heart-breaking, and packed full of lies. They sing and dance and laugh and cry. Just like real humans.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Life & Limb Puppets present
Dragon by William Steele

TUES 22ND FEB - SAT 12TH MAR 2022
(School groups only on 1st - 4th March & 8th - 11th March)

An epic tale of a child coming to grips with authority, responsibility and the nature of their world.

An idyllic valley sits ringed by mountains protecting it from the world outside, the land is rich and the hunting good. In the valley a young child is reluctantly being taught their hunting duties and comes to learn what the price of living in paradise is.

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Alphabetti Theatre and Anna Robinson present
No. 9 by Anna Robinson | directed by Paula Penman

TUES 22ND FEB - SAT 12TH MAR 2022

Ever feel like sticking two fingers up to silver linings?

No. 9 is a toe-tapping cautionary tale that dances and sings through post sexual assault blues, seeking to find if there really is a better thing to say to a friend in need.