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All shows and events happening at Alphabetti Theatre, St James' Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4HP

Tickets available online - https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/alphabettitheatre/

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The Game's a Foot, Try the Fish (and The Man with the Twisted Hip)

Tom Taylor presents

Two delightful one man plays packed with nonstop laughs from start to finish, a revolving gallery of high society dames and eccentric waiters - all played by Taylor

When: Thursday 21st & Saturday 23rd September 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

4 September Bechdel

A Fourth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone presents

Unfashionably-keen alternative-comedy weirdos Lauren Stone and Liberty Hodes return to Alphabetti, with a host of friends, for a fourth instalment of their hit variety night

When: Friday 22nd September 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5…

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Underworlds

Tidy Carnage presents

Underworlds

A sensory experience that taps into our deepest desires through an informal evening of illusion, poetry, music and discussion.

When: Tuesday 26th September 2017
Sharing Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel RESERVE ONLINE…

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RUSHONROCK presents: The Alphabetti Sessions feat Shinobi Fantobi & Clockwork

RUSHONROCK presents:
The Alphabetti Sessions feat Shinobi Fantobi & Clockwork

A unique chance to watch two bands play a completely unplugged set, from bands who wouldn't normally go acoustic!

When: Wednesday 27th September 2017
Music Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5

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Quarter Life Crisis

Movement 89 presents
Quarter Life Crisis

Alicia is a hot mess, cause everyone around her seems to know where they’re going in life. But she’s trying to find ways to keep her 16-25 railcard.

When: Thursday 28th – Saturday 30th September 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Dark Side of the Toon

The Order of the Silly Billies presents
Dark Side of the Toon

Order of the Silly Billies are here to enlighten you. Frighten you. This is Holy Stupidity. Join us…

When: Saturday 30th September 2017
Show Begins: 9.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
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"OVER Written" - Writing Workshop Showcase

Coracle Productions, Alphabetti Theatre and The Worriers present

"OVER Written" - Ten new short plays inspired by "OVERDUE"

A sharing of staged readings of ten new short plays created through workshops which ran alongside Coracle's production of Overdue by…

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Drag Me To Love

Bonnie and The Bonnettes present

Its golden stilettos, ripped fishnets, shoulder pads, and neon bobs. It’s Doncaster, 2009. Autobiographical, drag & storytelling.

When: Wednesday 4th – Friday 6th October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5…

Alphabetti Soup

Alphabetti Soup - October 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 7th October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Above the Mealy-mouthed Sea

Unholy Mess in Association with Omnibus Theatre present

A woman stands at a microphone. She’s forgotten the punchline. Fusing poetry & song. A funny & poignant play about memory & childhood.

When: Tuesday 10th – Thursday 12th October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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An Evening with an Immigrant

Inua Ellams and Fuel present
An Evening With An Immigrant
Written and performed by Inua Ellams

A ridiculous, fantastic, poignant immigrant-story of escaping fundamentalist Islam

When: Saturday 14th October 2017
Show begins: 7:00pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price /£5…

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Bubble Schmeisis

Nick Cassenbaum presents

Nick invites you into the warmth of the Canning Town Schvitz. Amongst the steam and ritual, he will take you on a journey to find the place he belongs.

When: Tuesday 17th - Thursday 19th October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full…

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The Dirty Flea-Bitten Scrounging Bastard

Cloud Nine Theatre Company presents
The Dirty Flea-Bitten Scrounging Bastard by Peter Mortimer

The dinner party's about to go wrong...

When: Tuesday 17th & Wednesday 18th October 2017
Show Begins: 9.30pm
Tickets: £6 Full Price BOOK ONLINE NOW
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5 October Bechdel

A Fifth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Liberty Hodes and Lauren Stone present
A Fifth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Women?! Doing jokes?!! Terrifying. Stone and Hodes summon a gang of ghouls for another episode of gender-biased japes

When: Friday 20th October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Write Back - October 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Write Back

WriteBack is an opportunity for emerging theatre writers and directors to collaborate on a new short play, and present it in a special script-in-hand performance.

When: Saturday 21st October 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Walter

The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents

Meet Walter the pigeon as he embarks on an 'adventure to end all adventures' in this family production

When: Tuesday 24th - Saturday 28th October at 4.00pm
Wednesday 1st - Friday 3rd November at 6.00pm
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Wilfred

The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents

Wilfred Owen wasn’t the only poet to in the first world war, he also wasn't the only person called Wilfred.

When: Tuesday 24th - Saturday 28th October & Wednesday 1st - Friday 3rd November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

November Soup

Alphabetti Soup - November 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 4th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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The Establishment: Eton Mess

Honky Bonk Theatre in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
The Establishment: Eton Mess

Side-splitting, stiff-upper-lipped hilarity from energetic duo Dan Lees and Neil Frost

When: Tuesday 7th - Friday 10th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets:

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Just a Few Words

Stammermouth presents Just a Few Words A man with a stammer just wants to say how he feels, as a broken record player and a pile of thoughts keep interrupting him. This may take a while… When: Tuesday 14th – Thursday 16th November 2016
Show Begins: 7.30pm
6 November Bechdel

A Sixth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone present

It may only be November, but it’s probably, definitely the final Bechdel Test show of the year, and it’s set to be an absolute belter.

When: Friday 17th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

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Blind Busker

Jonluke McKie presents
Blind Busker

An evening of entertainment like no other!

When: Saturday 18th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

Part cabaret, part open mic, the Blind Busker provides an evening of…

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Hummingbird

Tooth+Nail Theatre Company in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
Hummingbird

A dark, seductive tale of love and murder in 1950s America, blending acrobatics, action and a striking visual style

When: Tuesday 21st - Friday 24th November 2017
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Lady Muck

Lauren Pattison presents

Lady Muck

A brutally honest and hilarious hour looking at learning to love yourself, fuelled by heartbreak and hangovers.

When: Thursday 23rd November 2017
Show Begins: 9.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

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The Filleting Machine

Blowin’ a Hooley Theatre presents
The Filleting Machine

Set in the 1980s, ‘The Filleting Machine’, by North East playwright Tom Hadaway, is a story of industry, family politics and pride

When: Tuesday 28th - Thursday 30th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Stupid

Sian Armstrong presents
Stupid

Sian creates visual, curious, and uplifting theatre, telling stories through the power of music, spoken word, and movement; making people question their everyday choices and the world around them.

When: Tuesday 28th November 2017

31. The Church of Jim

Church of Jim - A New Congregation

Forest Sounds Theatre present
Church of Jim - A New Congregation

What is Jim? Will the world end? Will there be cake? Find answers in this immersive and absurd night featuring prayers, poems and a post-apocalypse afterparty

When: Friday 1st December 2017
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31. December Soup

Alphabetti Soup - December 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 2nd December 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

Do More Be Better But Dont Change

Be More, Do Better But Don't Change

Roisin Crowley Linton in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents

Honest poetry, side-splitting stand up & story telling exploring Love with a capital “L” with all of its tragic, sweaty, embarrassing parts.

When: Tuesday 5th - Friday 8th December
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Apocalypse Pending

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Apocalypse Pending, written by Riley Jones and David Tute

A brand new one-act play developed as part of Alphabetti's Literary scheme, Write Longer

When: Tuesday 12th December 2017

Tickets: Pay What You Feel RESERVE ONLINE NOW

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Improvised Bond

Men With Coconuts in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
Improvised Bond

The perfect start to your Christmas night out with our special guests Men With Coconuts and their fully improvised Bond film! Expect villains, gadgets and femme fatales galore.

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MC Hammersmith's Magical Freestyle Factory

MC Hammersmith in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
MC Hammersmith’s Magical Freestyle Factory

MC Hammersmith (a.k.a. Will Naameh, the tall skinny one from Men With Coconuts) and friends present an hour of white people performing improvised hip hop…

 

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