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A sensitive, touching and funny play which looks at the ‘what ifs’ and ‘never weres’; the difficult decisions we make, and how those choices and their unspoken effects can shape our lives.

When: Tues 5th – Sat16th September 2017 (excluding Sunday…

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How Did We Get To This Point?

Alphabetti Theatre presents:
How Did We Get To This Point?

One question. Many opinions. Any answers?

When: Tuesday 6th – Saturday 10th December 2016
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged) * BOOK…

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Bacon Knees and Sausage Fingers

Alphabetti Theatre in partnership with Gary Kitching & Co presents
Bacon Knees and Sausage Fingers

A meeting between two social outsiders spawning a bizarre new friendship.

When: Tuesday 4th – Saturday 8th October 2016
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay…

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2016 - Double Bill: The Frights & Response Plays

Alphabetti Theatre presents
The Frights by Louise Taylor & The Response Plays

A twisting, darkly funny play exploring the shades of right and wrong and asks: is there ever a right time to look the other away?

When: Monday 16th —Saturday 21st May…


2016 - Continuum

Alphabetti Theatre presents a play developed with Live Theatre
'Continuum' by Richard Stockwell

”I have to accept that I have changed. But I do remember…I remember the accident…”

When: Tuesday 22nd - Friday 25th March 2016
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Trolley Boy 2016

Alphabetti's Write Longer presents
Trolley Boy by David Raynor

Follow this unlikely superhero in his attempt to do the impossible!

When: Wednesday 13th April 2016
Show begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel RESERVE ONLINE HERE
Where: Alphabetti…

Write Faster

2016 - Write Faster

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Write Faster

See a brand new play written and performed live before your very eyes.
It’s live writing. It’s ridiculous. It could be shit! (that's why you pay at the end)

When: Saturday 23rd January
Show Begins: 19:30

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2015 - Carols & Cocktails

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Carols & Cocktails

Think office Christmas parties, raucous carol singing and many a cocktail - you’re beginning to imagine Alphabetti’s Christmas Show.

When: Tues 8th - Weds 23rd December 2015 (excluding Sunday 13th &…

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2015 - The Rooms

Alphabetti Theatre presents
The Rooms

The Rooms was a dark promenade production exploring the hidden nooks, crannies and characters of Alphabetti’s basement, commissioned for Halloween.

When: Monday 19th - Saturday 31st October 2015 (excluding Sunday…

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2015 - If The River Was Whisky

Holy Moly & The Crackers in association with Alphabetti Theatre present
If The River Was Whisky

A romping, stomping folk musical – fuelled by whisky!

When: Monday 7th - Thursday 10th September 2015
Bar Opens: 18:30
Show Begins: 19:30
Tickets: £8 /…

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2015 - The Frights

Alphabetti Theatre presents:

The Frights

17th – 22nd March
This is also going to Jabberwocky Market on 28th March & Arc on 15th April.
£8/6 – BOOK HERE
Age recommendation :14+

When are you most compromised – in the spotlight? Under lock and key? Or in…

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2015 - The Late Shows - til 1am!

Presented as part of The Late Shows 2015. www.thelateshows.org.uk

The Late Show

When: Saturday 16th May
Bar Opens 20:00 Begins 22:00
Where: Alphabetti Theatre, The Basement 16 New Bridge Street West, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 8AW
Age recommendation: 16+

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2014 - How Did I Get To This Point?

When: 19th, 24th & 25th September 2014
Curtains: 8.00pm (Friday 19th there will be two performances one starting at 6pm the other at 8pm )
Where: Live theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 3DQ
Tickets: £5

Public Reviews

“Brilliant, moving, thought…

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2014 - Best Bitter

When: Sunday 27th July - 31st July 2014
Doors: 7.30pm (Tuesday 29th performance will be at 9pm after a free comedy show)
Where: Upstairs at The Dog & Parrot
Tickets: £5

An hour long theatre production written in poetry.

Best bitter was an hour long…

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2014 - Midday to Midnight Festival

From Midday to Midnight we have Theatre, Poetry and Comedy from some of the best entertainers in Newcastle all previewing shows they're touring over the summer months. Alphabetti is also transforming the smoking terrace to an acoustic stage. We…

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2013 - 3 Shorts - November

When: Thurs 21st – Sat 23rd November (7.30pm and 1pm for Thursday & Saturday Matinee)
Upstairs at The Dog & Parrot, 52 Clayton Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4EX


Alphabetti performed three SHORT (get it the title now?) plays…

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2013 - Teeth in Eggcups - Episode 2

When: 16th – 19th October 2013 (7.30pm & 1pm for Saturday Matinee)
Where: Upstairs at The Dog & Parrot, NE1 4EX

Teeth In Eggcups – Episode 2 is a frivolous funny fest! Following the success of episode one at 2012 Edinburgh fringe festival, where…

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The Rooms

Alphabetti Theatre presents
The Rooms

A dark and thrilling promenade performance exploring the hidden depths of Alphabetti Theatre

When: Thursday 27th October – Saturday 5th November 2016 (excludes Sunday)
Show Begins: 7.30pm

Part time Brolly Season

2013 - Brolly Season

When: 14th October 2013 - 18th December 2013

It's wet, it's cold but there's no need to be miserable! Shake off the rain and come and watch some of the finest emerging talent from the UK in Newcastle newest venue, that’s dedicated to the helping…

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2013 - 3 Shorts - June

When: 6th June - 14th June 7.30pm (matinee Performances 8th,11th & 12th - 1.00pm)
Where: The Dog & Parrot, 52 Clayton Street.

3 Shorts began in the blistering cold of January when Alphabetti put a shout out to all the aspiring comedy script writers…

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RUSHONROCK presents: The Alphabetti Sessions feat Shinobi Fantobi & Clockwork 2017

RUSHONROCK presents:
The Alphabetti Sessions feat Shinobi Fantobi & Clockwork

A unique chance to watch two bands play a completely unplugged set, from bands who wouldn't normally go acoustic!

When: Wednesday 27th September 2017
Music Begins: 7.30pm

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Alphabetti Soup - December 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 2nd December 2017


Write Faster

Alphabetti Theatre presents

See a brand new play written and performed live before your very eyes. It’s live writing. It’s ridiculous. It could be pants! (That’s why you pay at the end)

When: Wednesday 20th September
Writing & Performance Begins:

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The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents


Meet Walter the pigeon as he embarks on an 'adventure to end all adventures' in this family production

When: Tuesday 24th - Saturday 28th October at 4.00pm
Wednesday 1st - Friday 3rd…

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2012 - Teeth in Eggcups Episode 1

Our debut Production

Performed at:

- The Cranleigh Arts Centre, 20th July 2012,

- The Laughing Horse Comedy Bus @ The Free Sisters During Edinburgh Fringe, 2nd -16th Aug 2012,

- Upstairs @ The Dog & Parrot - Newcastle, 24th, 25th & 27th Feb 2013

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Keeping Time

Alphabetti Theatre presents Keeping Time by Ali Pritchard


When: Tuesday 3rd – Saturday 7th April 2018
Show begins: 6.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
***Pre order a limited edition print of the book for…


Alphabetti Theatre Before Fringe Festival

Alphabetti presents a weekend of Fringe Previews!


When: Friday 27th - Sunday 29th July 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Various times across Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Age recommendation: 14+ or…

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