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All shows and events happening at Alphabetti Theatre, St James' Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4HP

Tickets available online here* or alternatively you can reserve over the phone - 0191 261 9125

*Tickets are booked through our online box office system Ticketsource which is a separate website to Alphabetti Theatre. This is because we don't have the big bucks like other fancy theatres so our system is not integrated, but it's totally safe and above board!

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Fresh Youth

Twisting Ducks presents Fresh Youth

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When: Tuesday 25th September 2018
Show Begins: 6.30pm
Tickets: £5 (Carers Free)
Age Recommendation: 13-17
Running Time: 3 hours

Fresh is a music event for young people with learning disabilities and autism,…

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Word

Jamal Harewood presents Word

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When: Wednesday 26th & Thursday 27th September 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £9 Full Price / £7 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour

Was it what you said?

12th Bechdel Test

A Twelfth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone present A Twelfth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

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When: Friday 28th September 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5
Age recommendation: 16+

The brilliant and bewildering cult comedy show returns for another season

We don't…

RAT RACE

Rat Race

The Suggestibles School of Improv present Rat Race

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When: Saturday 29th September 2018
Show begins: 8.30pm
Tickets: £5 Full Price / £4 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 2 hours inc. interval

The…

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A Frog Called Woânda / Une Grenouille qui s’appelle Woânda

Théâtre Sans Frontières and Théâtre À L’Envers presents A Frog Called Woânda / Une Grenouille qui s’appelle Woânda

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When: Tuesday 2nd & Wednesday 3rd October *2018
Show Begins: 6.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 5-10 years

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Alphabetti Jam - October 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Alphabetti Jam

When: Wednesday 3rd October 2018
Begins: 9.00pm
Tickets: FREE
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: until 11pm

Monthly jam sessions in the Alphabetti bar, 1st Wednesday of every month, all welcome!

An opportunity for…

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The Important Man

Cap-a-Pie presents The Important Man

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When: Thursday 4th - Saturday 6th October 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Thursday - Pay What You Feel
Friday & Saturday - £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student/OAP/Artist/Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 14+

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1999

Tommy Tyler presents 1999 @ Alphabetti

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When: Tuesday 9th October 2018
Show Begins: 8.00pm
Tickets: £5 suggested donation
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 2 hours

1999 is a series of experimental music events, working with local…

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Write Something Showcase - October 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Write Something Showcase

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When: Wednesday 10th October 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What you Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+

See 14 new plays in an evening of rehearsed readings from plays developed over The…

Heartspur

Heartspur

Northumberland Theatre Company (NTC) presents Heartspur

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When: Thursday 11th October 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 2 hours 5 mins inc. interval

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The BonBons Cabaret: Meet Us at the Tuck Shop

Bonnie and the Bonnettes presents The BonBons Cabaret: Meet Us at the Tuck Shop

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When: Friday 12th October 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 2 hours…

Objects of Desire

Objects of Desire: Exhibition & Event

Objects of Desire: Exhibition & Event

When: Saturday 13th October 2018, 2.00pm – 7.00pm
Time: 2.00pm - 7.00pm
Tickets: Free

Penny Grennan‘s tantalising exhibition of her Objects of Desire begins a conversation between you and your most cherished objects.

What…

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Write Faster - October 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Write Faster

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When: Saturday 13th October 2018
Writing & Performance Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 90 mins

See a brand new play written and performed live…

Economy of Ecology

The Economy of Ecology

Manic Chord Theatre present The Economy of Ecology

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When: Tuesday 16th - Friday 19th October 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age recommendation: 12+
Running Time: 75 mins

Blending stunning visuals and imaginative storytelling,…

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Showaoke!

Alphabetti Theatre & Tim Jasper present Showaoke!

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When: Friday 19th October 2018
Show Begins: 9.00pm in the bar area
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 3 hours

It's karaoke but instead of the pants background music…

Let Us Make It Up To You

Let Us Make It Up To You - October 2018

Open Heart Theatre presents Let Us Make It Up To You

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When: Saturday 20th October 2018
Show begins: 8.00pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 16+

The best in spontaneous comedy and theatre!

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MBOLO

Hal Branson presents MBOLO

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When: Tuesday 23rd October 2018
Show begins: 8.00pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 1 hour 40 mins inc. support & interval

*Back due to…

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Seymour Mace Gets Sucked Off By God

Seymour Mace presents Seymour Mace Gets Sucked Off By God

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When: Wednesday 24th October 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour

*Back due…

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Beam

Lucy Haighton & Heather Morgan present Beam

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When: Thursday 25th October 2018
Show begins:
7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: All
Running Time: approx. 1 hour

This is Granny's story –…

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4 1 Night Only

The Suggestibles School of Improv presents 4 1 Night Only

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When: Friday 26th October 2018
Show begins: 8.30pm
Tickets: £5 Full Price / £4 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 18+
Runing Time: 2 hours inc. interval

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Alphabetti Soup - October 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Alphabetti Soup September2018

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When: Saturday 27th October 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged) Free soup for first 50 people!
Age Recommendation: 16+

A dash…

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FLIM NITE - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

FLIM NITE presents...Nightmare on Elm Street

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When: Tuesday 30th October 2018
Show Begins:
7.30pm
Tickets:
£5
Age Recommendation:
16+
Running Time:
approx. 1 hour 30 mins

Smash hit experimental performance night FLIM NITE returns to Newcastle to…

Halloween

Halloween Special!

Alphabetti Theatre presents a Halloween Special with Charlie Dearnley

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When: Wednesday 31st October 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 90…

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WANT

Blowin' A Hooley presents WANT

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When: Thursday 1st November 2018
Show Begins: 1.00pm & 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 15+*
Running Time: 70 mins

Fifteen-year-old Angel has big hopes…

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A Thirteenth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone present A Thirteenth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

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When: Friday 2nd November 2018
Show begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £5
Age recommendation: 16+

Mysteries! Ghosts! Witches! Jokes!

It's a particularly spooky time of year but…

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Sauvage

Music from Sauvage with support from Haythem & other guests!

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When: Saturday 3rd November 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £6 Advanced / £8 on the door
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 3 hours

Named after the French for "Wild", Sauvage are a…

Katherine Tanney Composter Syndrome

Composter Syndrome

Katherine Tanney presents Composter Syndrome

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When: Tuesday 6th November 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 1 hour

*Back due to popular demand following her preview in July at Alphabetti's Before Edinburgh…

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Alphabetti Jam - November 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Alphabetti Jam

When: Wednesday 7th November 2018
Begins: 9.00pm
Tickets: FREE
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: until 11pm

Monthly jam sessions in the Alphabetti bar, 1st Wednesday of every month, all welcome!

An opportunity for…

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WW1 Experience Day (Schools Only)

Alphabetti Theatre, The Worriers & The Discovery Museum presents a WW1 Experience Day for schools

TO BOOK PLEASE CONTACT THE THEATRE ON 0191 261 9125

Join Alphabetti Theatre, The Worriers and the Discovery Museum for a full day of immersive and interactive…

Fundraiser

The Alphabetti Fundraiser

Alphabetti Theatre presents The Alphabetti Fundraiser

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When: Friday 9th November 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel or Table of 8 £60
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour - and then a party!

If you like what we do…

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The Trench Experience

Alphabetti Theatre & The Worriers presents The Trench Experience

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Join us for an immersive WW1 trench experience!

When: Saturday 10th November
Show Begins: 1.30pm or 4.00pm in our Upstairs Rehearsal Room*
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age…

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Walter

The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents Walter

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Meet Walter the pigeon as he embarks on an 'adventure to end all adventures' in this family production

When: Saturday 10th November
Show Begins: 2.30pm*
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age…

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Write Faster - November 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Write Faster

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When: Saturday 10th November 2018
Writing & Performance Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 90 mins

See a brand new play written and performed live…

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Five Years

Neal Pike & Matt Miller presents Five Years*

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When: Tuesday 13th - Saturday 17th November 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 60 mins

A show about school, escaping and a world that…

Let Us Make It Up To You

Let Us Make It Up To You - November 2018

Open Heart Theatre presents Let Us Make It Up To You

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When: Tuesday 20th November 2018
Show begins: 8.00pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 16+

The best in spontaneous comedy and theatre!

Shakespeare Speakeasy

Shakespeare’s Speakeasy

Steven Arran presents Shakespeare's Speakeasy

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When: Wednesday 21st November 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 12+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour 20 mins

It’s Shakespeare, but it’s secret.

Can a group of…

Ceitidh Mac

Ceitidh Mac

Music from Ceitidh Mac with support from Late Girl and Lauren Stone

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When: Thursday 22nd November 2018
Show begins: 8pm
Tickets: £5 Advanced / £7 on the door
Age recommendation: All ages
Running Time: 2 hours 30 mins

Ceitidh Mac is a cello player…

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Showaoke!

Alphabetti Theatre & Tim Jasper present Showaoke!

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When: Friday 23rd November 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm in the bar area
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 18+
Running Time: until midnight!

It's karaoke but instead of the pants background…

RAT RACE

Rat Race

The Suggestibles School of Improv present Rat Race

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When: Saturday 24th November 2018
Show begins: 8.30pm
Tickets: £5 Full Price / £4 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 2 hours inc. interval

The…

14th Bechdel Test

A Fourteenth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone present A Fourteenth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

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When: Tuesday 27th November 2018
Show begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £5
Age recommendation: 16+

A magical mid-winter comedy treat!

Nestled cosily between Halloween and…

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Drag Me To Love

Bonnie and The Bonnettes present

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When: Wednesday 28th - Friday 30th November 2018
Show begins:
7.30pm
Tickets:
£7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation:
16+
Running Time: approx.
1 hour

Its golden stilettos,…

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Alphabetti Soup - December 2018

Alphabetti Theatre presents Alphabetti Soup December 2018

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When: Saturday 1st December 2018
Show begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged) Free soup for first 50 people!
Age Recommendation: 16+

A dash…

Saturday christmas play Twisting Ducks.

Mary and Josephine's Christmas Miracle

The Twisting Ducks Theatre Company presents Mary and Josephine's Christmas Miracle

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When: Tuesday 4th - Friday 7th December 2018
Show Begins: 7:30pm, with an extra matinee performance at 1:00pm on Thursday 6th
Tickets: £5
Age Recommendation:

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FLIM NITE - SHREK

FLIM NITE presents...Shrek

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When: Saturday 8th December 2018
Show Begins:
7.30pm
Tickets:
£5
Age Recommendation:
16+
Running Time:
approx. 1 hour 30 mins

Smash hit experimental performance night FLIM NITE returns to Newcastle to retell classic…

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Fresh Youth Christmas

Twisting Ducks presents Fresh Youth

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When: Tuesday 11th December 2018
Show Begins: 6.30pm
Tickets: £5 (Carers Free)
Age Recommendation: 13-17
Running Time: 3 hours

Fresh is a music event for young people with learning disabilities and autism, their…

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Alphabetti Christmas Market

Alphabetti Theatre's Christmas Market

When: Saturday 15th December 2018
Time: 12pm-7pm
Tickets: FREE

Join us for some festive fun as we open our doors to all things Christmas! Complete your Christmas shopping as we invite local sellers to bring their best wares…

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The Sketch K.O Show

Alphabetti Theatre presents The Sketch K.O Show

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When: Wednesday 12th & Thursday 13th December 2018
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour

Alphabetti challenge you - funny guys, gals and gender…

Let Us Make It Up To You

Let Us Make It Up To You - December 2018

Open Heart Theatre presents Let Us Make It Up To You

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When: Friday 14th December 2018
Show begins: 8.00pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 16+

The best in spontaneous comedy and theatre!

 

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