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All shows and events happening at Alphabetti Theatre, St James' Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4HP

Tickets available online here* or alternatively you can reserve over the phone - 0191 261 9125

*Tickets are booked through our online box office system Ticketsource which is a separate website to Alphabetti Theatre. This is because we don't have the big bucks like other fancy theatres so our system is not integrated, but it's totally safe and above board!

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The Dirty Flea-Bitten Scrounging Bastard

Cloud Nine Theatre Company presents
The Dirty Flea-Bitten Scrounging Bastard by Peter Mortimer

The dinner party's about to go wrong...

When: Tuesday 17th & Wednesday 18th October 2017
Show Begins: 9.30pm
Tickets: £6 Full Price BOOK ONLINE NOW
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5 October Bechdel

A Fifth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Liberty Hodes and Lauren Stone present
A Fifth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Women?! Doing jokes?!! Terrifying. Stone and Hodes summon a gang of ghouls for another episode of gender-biased japes

When: Friday 20th October 2017 BOOK ONLINE NOW
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Write Back - October 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Write Back

WriteBack is an opportunity for emerging theatre writers and directors to collaborate on a new short play, and present it in a special script-in-hand performance.

When: Saturday 21st October 2017 BOOK NOW
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Walter

The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents

Meet Walter the pigeon as he embarks on an 'adventure to end all adventures' in this family production

When: Tuesday 24th - Saturday 28th October at 4.00pm
Wednesday 1st - Friday 3rd November at 6.00pm
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Wilfred

The Worriers & Alphabetti Theatre presents

Wilfred Owen wasn’t the only poet to in the first world war, he also wasn't the only person called Wilfred.

When: Tuesday 24th - Saturday 28th October & Wednesday 1st - Friday 3rd November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

November Soup

Alphabetti Soup - November 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 4th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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The Establishment: Eton Mess

Honky Bonk Theatre in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents The Establishment: Eton Mess

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Side-splitting, stiff-upper-lipped hilarity from energetic duo Dan Lees and Neil Frost

When: Tuesday 7th - Friday 10th November 2017
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Workshop: Introduction to Clowning

Dan Lees and Neil Foster, Honky Bonk Theatre present
Workshop: Introduction to Clowning

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Join funny men Honky bonk Theatre in this workshop where you can find the pleasure to be stupid

When: Wednesday 8th November 2017
Workshop Time: 1.30pm – 3.30pm

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Just a Few Words

Stammermouth presents Just a Few Words A man with a stammer just wants to say how he feels, as a broken record player and a pile of thoughts keep interrupting him. This may take a while… When: Tuesday 14th – Thursday 16th November 2016
Show Begins: 7.30pm
6 November Bechdel

A Sixth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

Hodes & Stone present

It may only be November, but it’s probably, definitely the final Bechdel Test show of the year, and it’s set to be an absolute belter.

When: Friday 17th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

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Blind Busker

Jonluke McKie presents
Blind Busker

An evening of entertainment like no other!

When: Saturday 18th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

Part cabaret, part open mic, the Blind Busker provides an evening of…

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Hummingbird

Tooth+Nail Theatre Company in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents Hummingbird

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A dark, seductive tale of love and murder in 1950s America, blending acrobatics, action and a striking visual style

When: Tuesday 21st - Friday 24th…

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Workshop - Learning to Listen: Creation through movement

Tooth + Nail Theatre present
Workshop - Learning to Listen: Creation through movement

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Join Lecoq-trained Tooth+Nail for this physical workshop

When: Wednesday 22nd November 2017
Time: 1.30pm – 3.30pm
Tickets: £8
Age Recommendation: All

This fun,…

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Lady Muck

Lauren Pattison presents

Lady Muck

A brutally honest and hilarious hour looking at learning to love yourself, fuelled by heartbreak and hangovers.

When: Thursday 23rd November 2017
Show Begins: 9.30pm
Tickets: £5 BOOK ONLINE NOW
Age Recommendation: 16+

One of…

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The Filleting Machine

Blowin’ a Hooley Theatre presents
The Filleting Machine

Set in the 1980s, ‘The Filleting Machine’, by North East playwright Tom Hadaway, is a story of industry, family politics and pride

When: Tuesday 28th - Thursday 30th November 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

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Stupid

Sian Armstrong presents
Stupid

Sian creates visual, curious, and uplifting theatre, telling stories through the power of music, spoken word, and movement; making people question their everyday choices and the world around them.

When: Tuesday 28th November 2017

31. The Church of Jim

Church of Jim - A New Congregation

Forest Sounds Theatre present
Church of Jim - A New Congregation

What is Jim? Will the world end? Will there be cake? Find answers in this immersive and absurd night featuring prayers, poems and a post-apocalypse afterparty

When: Friday 1st December 2017
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31. December Soup

Alphabetti Soup - December 2017

Alphabetti Theatre presents

A dash of comedy, a sumptuous smattering of original theatre, some fresh slam poetry and finish off with a garnish of live music. There you have it, ALPHABETTI SOUP, damn tasty.

When: Saturday 2nd December 2017
Show Begins: 7.30pm

Do More Be Better But Dont Change

Be More, Do Better But Don't Change

Roisin Crowley Linton in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents

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Honest poetry, side-splitting stand up & story telling exploring Love with a capital “L” with all of its tragic, sweaty, embarrassing parts.

When: Tuesday 5th - Friday…

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Workshop: Creating Your One Person Show

Join performer, poet and chronic over-sharer
Roisin Crowley Linton
in a unique workshop on
Creating Your One Person Show

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When: Wednesday 6th December 2017
Time: 1.30pm – 3.30pm
Tickets: £8
Age Recommendation: All

Let's face it, anyone who loves…

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Apocalypse Pending

Alphabetti Theatre presents
Apocalypse Pending, written by Riley Jones and David Tute

A brand new one-act play developed as part of Alphabetti's Literary scheme, Write Longer

When: Tuesday 12th December 2017

Tickets: Pay What You Feel RESERVE ONLINE NOW

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Improvised Bond

Men With Coconuts in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
Improvised Bond

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The perfect start to your Christmas night out with our special guests Men With Coconuts and their fully improvised Bond film! Expect villains, gadgets and femme…

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Workshop: Introduction to Improvised Comedy

Men with Coconuts present
Workshop: Introduction to Improvised Comedy

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Learn how to improvise in a safe and fun environment

When: Wednesday 13th December 2017
Time: 1.30pm – 3.30pm
Tickets: £8
Age Recommendation: All

Every workshop is incredibly fun.…

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MC Hammersmith's Magical Freestyle Factory

MC Hammersmith in partnership with CaroleW Productions presents
MC Hammersmith’s Magical Freestyle Factory

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MC Hammersmith (a.k.a. Will Naameh, the tall skinny one from Men With Coconuts) and friends present an hour of white people performing…

 

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