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All shows and events happening at Alphabetti Theatre, St James' Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4HP

Tickets available online via an online booking agent (Tickets Ignite)* or alternatively you can reserve / book over the phone - 0191 261 9125

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The Actors' Gym

Jake Smith presents The Actors' Gym

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When: Workshop 1: Wednesday 1st May, 6:00pm - 7:30pm
Workshop 2: Wednesday 8th May, 6:00pm - 7:30pm
Workshop 3: Wednesday 15th May, 6:00pm - 7:30pm
Workshop 4: Wednesday 22nd May, 6:00pm - 7:30pm
Workshop 5:…

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Eclectic Theatre

Patrick Kelly presents Eclectic Theatre

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When: Saturday 4th May 2019
Time: 7:30pm (doors 7:00pm)
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 18+
Running Time: approx. 2 hours 30 minutes

Welcome to an evening of specially selected, original…

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Floorboards by Steve Byron

ODDMANOUT and The Worriers present Floorboards

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When: Tuesday 7th May - Saturday 18th May 2019 (Excluding Sundays & Mondays)
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation:14+
Running Time: 1 hour 30 mins, including interval

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Sunday Assembly Newcastle - May 2019

Sing Like a Canary: Sunday Assembly Newcastle

When: Sunday 12th May 2019
Time:
12 noon, doors open 11.30am
Tickets:
Pay What You Feel/Donation
Age Recommendation:
Family
Running Time:
1 hour with coffee, cake & chat til 2.00pm

The Sunday Assembly is an…

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Mo Hippa

Mo Hippa presents Get Your Funkin' Groove On with Mo Hippa

When: Saturday 18th May 2019
Show Begins: 6:00pm & 9:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 1 hour approx.

Get your funkin’ groove on

Mo Hippa are a piano, bass and…

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JaZZ RiOT Ahoy!

JaZZ RiOT presents JaZZ RiOT Ahoy!

When: Saturday 18th May 2019
Show Begins: 10:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: Approx. 1 hour

A rhyming gobshite and a glorious noise

JaZZ RiOT: funny, vulgar, outspoken, political,…

Let Us Make It Up To You

Let Us Make It Up To You

Open Heart Theatre presents Let Us Make It Up To You

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When: Saturday 18th May 2019
Show begins: 6:00pm & 9:30pm *The show is taking place in the rehearsal room, which is not accessible for wheelchair users, huge apologies!*
Tickets: Pay What You…

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Shakespeare’s Speakeasy

Steven Arran presents Shakespeare's Speakeasy

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When: Wednesday 22nd May 2019
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 12+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour 30 mins

It’s Shakespeare, but it’s secret.

Can a group of strangers…

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FLIM NITE - MATILDA

FLIM NITE presents...Matilda

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When: Thursday 23rd May 2019
Show Begins:
7.30pm
Tickets:
£5
Age Recommendation:
16+
Running Time:
approx. 2 hours

Smash hit experimental performance night FLIM NITE returns to Newcastle to retell classic films the…

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Minge Unhinged

Your Aunt Fanny present Minge Unhinged

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When: Friday 24th May 2019
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, Artist, OAP, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 1 hour

Your Aunt Fanny are an all-female comedy sketch…

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Rat Race

The Suggestibles School of Improv present Rat Race

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When: Saturday 25th May 2019
Show begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 2 hours inc. interval
Please note:…

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A Self-Help Guide to Being in Love with Jeremy Corbyn

Jess Green in association with Discerning Nights present A Self Help Guide to Being in Love with Jeremy Corbyn

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When: Tuesday 28th May - Friday 31st May
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: 1 hour

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#Hypocrisy

Imogen Stirling Poetry presents #Hypocrisy

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When: Wednesday 29th May - Friday 31st May 2019
Time: 9:05pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 50 minutes
Please note that our online ticket portal closes sales for the…

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John-Luke Roberts: All I Wanna Do Is [FX: GUNSHOTS] With a [FX: GUN RELOADING] and a [FX: CASH REGISTER] and Perform Some Comedy!

Impatient Productions presents John-Luke Roberts

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When: Saturday 1st June 2019
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, Artist, OAP, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 60 mins

One of the Edinburgh Fringe's most…

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Let Us Make It Up To You

Open Heart Theatre presents Let Us Make It Up To You

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When: Saturday 1st June 2019
Show begins: 9:00pm *The show is taking place in the rehearsal room, which is not accessible for wheelchair users, huge apologies!*
Tickets: £8 Full / £6 Conc.…

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A Seventeenth Comedy Night That Passes The Bechdel Test

A Seventeenth Comedy Night that Passes the Bechdel Test

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When: Tuesday 4th June 2019
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £6 Full Price / £4 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 2 hours including…

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Scratch & Scran

Alphabetti Theatre present Scratch & Scran

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When: Wednesday 5th June 2019
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: approx. 90 minutes including breaks for food

Please note: tickets are available online up to…

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The BonBons Cabaret: Pride

Bonnies and The Bonnettes present The BonBons Cabaret: Pride

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When: Thursday 6th June 2019
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £7 Full Price / £5 Concession (Student, OAP, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 2 hours including…

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Si Beckwith - Get Lush

Si Beckwith presents Get Lush

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When: Friday 7th June 2019
Time: 8:00pm
Tickets: £5
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: Approx 1 hour 30 minutes, including interval and support

A comedy show about trying to be a little better.

Stand-up…

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Headline Improv in aid of Northern Proud Voices LGBT Community Choir

Northern Proud Voices LGBT Community Choir present Headline Improv

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When: Saturday 8th June 2019
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concessions (Students, Over 60s, Artists, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: approx. 2…

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NEST FEST

Pillar Theatre Company presents NEST FEST

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When: Wednesday 12th & Thursday 13th June 2019
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 15+
Running Time: approx. 2 hours including interval
Please note: tickets are available…

Write Faster

Write Faster

Alphabetti Theatre presents Write Faster

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When: Friday 14th June 2019
Show Begins:
7.30pm
Tickets:
Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation:
16+
Running Time:
approx. 90 minutes

See a brand-new play written and performed live before your very eyes.…

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An Evening of Mystery with Michael Grist and Karl Scott

Michael Grist and Karl Scott present An Evening of Mystery with Michael Grist and Karl Scott

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When: Saturday 15th June 2019
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: approx. 1 hour 15 minutes
Please note:…

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Down to Zero by Lizi Patch

Coracle in association with Alphabetti presents Down to Zero by Lizi Patch

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When: Tuesday 18th - Saturday 29th June 2019 (excluding Sundays and Mondays)
Show begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: 80 mins.…

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Jake Donaldson: Help! I’m Trapped in the Body of an Adequate Comedian!

Jake Donaldson presents Jake Donaldson: Help! I’m Trapped in the Body of an Adequate Comedian!

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When: Saturday 22nd June 2019
Show begins: 9:30pm
Tickets: £5
Age Recommendation: 18+
Runing Time: 60 mins

What really goes on inside the head of a…
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SPACE: A Herstory

Curious Arts and Dandysocpic presents SPACE: A Herstory

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When: Tuesday 2nd & Wednesday 3rd July 2019
Show Begins:
6:15pm
Tickets:
£12 (Includes admission into *Gender Not Included on Tuesday 2nd)
Age Recommendation:
14+
Running Time:
approx. 50…

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*Gender Not Included

Curious Arts and Melody Sproates present *Gender Not Included

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When: Tuesday 2nd July 2019
Show Begins:
7:30pm
Tickets:
£8
Age Recommendation:
18+
Running Time:
approx. 60 minutes

This one person non-binary cabaret performance explores gender…

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Post Popular

Curious Arts and Lucy McCormick present Post Popular

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When: Wednesday 3rd July 2019
Show Begins:
7:30pm
Tickets:
£8
Age Recommendation:
18+
Running Time:
approx 60 minutes
Please note: tickets are available online up to two hours before an event.…

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Sex Education

Curious Arts and Harry Clayton Wright present Sex Education

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When: Friday 5th July 2019
Show Begins:
8:00pm
Tickets:
£10
Age Recommendation:
18+ only
Running Time:
approx 60 minutes
Please note: tickets are available online up to two hours before…

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Scratch and Lemon

Curious Arts presents Scratch and Lemon

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When: Friday 5th July 2019
Show Begins:
9:30pm
Tickets:
£6
Age Recommendation:
18+
Running Time:
approx. 60 minutes

A platform of experimental and entertaining queer performance hosted and featuring a…

Down to You

Down to You

Coracle presents Down to You

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When: Friday 12th July
Show begins: 9:00pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: approx. 75 minutes

Rehearsed readings of up to ten new short plays written over three weeks in response to…

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Where Do All The Dead Pigeons Go?

The Smog presents Where Do All The Dead Pigeons Go?

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When: Tuesday 16th - Friday 19th July 2019
Show Begins:
7:30pm
Tickets:
Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation:
14+
Running Time:
approx. 60 minutes

Written and performed by Scott Turnbull

Where…

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Wet Wet Wet's Graeme Clark - Behind the Lines UK Tour 2019

Graeme Clark presents Wet Wet Wet's Graeme Clark - Behind the Lines UK Tour 2019

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When: Saturday 20th July 2019
Show Begins: 7:30pm
Tickets: £15
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 90 mins

A fantastic opportunity to catch a very special and…

 

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