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Battle of The Ballot

Dearest Haley presents 

Thursday 4th July 2024

Cafe / Bar open:              11:00

Doors to theatre:              19:30

Tickets:                                  £5 General Admission (for honest voters),
£10 to do voting fraud (You get extra ballots (that will not count but it’s funny) + a Dearest Haley zine)
Running Time:                    Approx. 120mins (including an interval)
Age Rec:                               16+
Covid-19 Policy: We are no longer operating social distancing, and face coverings are encouraged but not mandatory–our policy is reviewed fortnightly.

A Spoken word slam battle inspired by the UK General Election.

Who do you want to win the election? No, not that one! Eight local poets will battle it out to become MP (Mighty Poet), campaigning through spoken word. With Haley as Host and Lewis Brown as electoral adjudicator, your vote matters more than ever!


(Battle of the Ballot is not associated with the UK General Election. Due to charitable law Alphabetti Theatre cannot encourage people to vote in a certain way. Just please vote for good in whatever guise you believe that to be!)

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