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Alphabetti Theatre and Hannah Sowerby presents
10 Things To Do in a Small Cumbrian Town by Hannah Sowerby | directed by Jonluke McKie


Performance Time: 7:30pm plus a 1:00pm Saturday matinee  

Covid-19 Policy: This production will have socially distanced tickets which will sell out fast, audience numbers vary depending on restrictions.

Tickets:  Pay What You Feel (booking essential) 

Running Time: 1 hour (approx.)

Age Rec: 16+

Access: Wednesday 1st December will be a captioned performance, Wednesday 8th December will be audio described, and all Saturday matinees will be relaxed.

10 things? To be fair, that might be a struggle...  


A one-woman comedy drama set in Penrith, Cumbria.


"When you tell people you live in Cumbria, they expect you to live in some grand manor house on the side of the lake… I live above a kebab shop in Penrith - with me Nana"


All Jodie wants to do is kiss a woman, but the only one available in Penrith seems to be her friend’s Mam…19-year-old Jodie hasn’t gone to Uni like most of her friends, but has instead been forced into taking a job shelf stacking by her very sweary Nana.


Join Jodie as she attends therapy with her incompetent, but hot, counsellor; bumps into everyone she’s ever met in the local supermarket and is repeatedly invited to a very strange man’s static caravan…


10 Things to do in a Small Cumbrian Town is a hilarious one-woman comedy drama written and performed by Hannah Sowerby who grew up in... a small Cumbrian town. Hannah is a proud Cumbrian and wants to show that living in Cumbria isn't all hiking, lakes and kayaking.